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#861 OFFLINE   Old Dog

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Posted 21 January 2021 - 07:53 PM

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#862 OFFLINE   Old Dog

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 03:09 AM

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure."

 

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#863 OFFLINE   Old Dog

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 02:39 PM

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure."

 

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 07:24 PM

And when we are able to, you need to get out more, lots more.   :whistle:  I bet Mrs marchie is close to this if not already.   :headbang:

Mrs Marchie has amazing patience; and I claim credit for helping her to develop that attitude/skill ... My role is testing her patience is purely in the interest of supporting her Continuing Professional Development Certification.

We did also make a commitment when we first met to grow old disgracefully together and doing loopy things is just part of that commitment. She waited until I was struggling to get out of my walking shoes today in the porch [to avoid marking the new hall carpet] to lock the front door, so I was standing in my socks on the cold tiled floor, while she stood behind the glass poking her tongue out and inviting me to say sorry ... :roll:

 

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 09:01 PM

Sounds just the kind of thing SWMBO would do !!
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Posted 24 January 2021 - 04:25 AM

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#867 OFFLINE   mickjane2

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:47 AM

Investigation underway into the sale of the local prosthetics business, Queries about how it changed hands amid suspicions that something's afoot plus other allegations ... The new Proprietor has been urged to make a clean breast

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#868 OFFLINE   Old Dog

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 08:53 PM

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure."

 

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 02:48 PM

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure."

 

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#870 OFFLINE   mickjane2

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 05:59 PM

That’s not funny I did it the other day lol


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Posted 25 January 2021 - 07:14 PM

Do you have a man cave Steve, if not I bet your Mrs wishes you had lol


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Naw, Mick. But when I told Mrs Marchie that I was going to look up my Family Tree, she did suggest that most of them would still be living in it ...

 

Yesterday's offering occurred when I wandered through to the kitchen. 'Ah, you've found it, welcome to the kitchen!' When I explained that I had followed the light, she replied somewhat caustically that I would fail an audition for the Magi because of a lack of intelligence and wisdom. Went straight over my head, that one ...

 

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#872 ONLINE   IggytheTiggy

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 08:02 PM

Spend part of the time looking for the phone you are using the flashlight on all the while looking for the glasses perched on your head.
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