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#41 OFFLINE   forkbender

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 01:15 PM

A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."




A Quiet Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.


They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.


The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man
"Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."


The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

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Now interested in the hereafter..often find myself in a room and wondering "Now what did I come in here after!"

 

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#42 OFFLINE   Pieman

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 02:03 PM

Hey FB you're risking OD's wrath - he posted the first one on Jan11th and you gave him a Soti for it. Hahaha!!

The second one is really funny, I love it.
 

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Fiscon Bluetooth - Cruise Control - Rear Parking Sensors - Side Mouldings - Stainless Steel Door Sill Protectors - Rear Armrest Cushion - Shark Fin Arial - Front Fog Lights - Upgraded BCM - Automatic Lights Switch and Sensor - LED Door Warning Lights - LED Mirror Puddle Lights - Interior Lights Changed to LEDs - LED Front and Rear Footwell Lights - LED Side Lights - Mud Flaps - Boot Liner - Bonnet Gas Struts - Boot Lip Protector - Near Side Rear Fog Light(Twin rear fog lights)

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#43 OFFLINE   Old Dog

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 02:37 PM

ooh, you could be receiving your first SOTI card from Warrior for that one!!

Yep, there is indeed a good chance. However, it was a good one and may be worth the price, hahaha.


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Posted 26 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

Fake London Underground signage....very clever!
http://prosign.tumbl...round-signs-and

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 04:06 PM

Hey FB you're risking OD's wrath - he posted the first one on Jan11th and you gave him a Soti for it. Hahaha!!

The second one is really funny, I love it.

I thought it was good enough for a second airing!! :0

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 05:38 PM

ooh, you could be receiving your first SOTI card from Warrior for that one!!

Not today FB, I'm feeling generous.


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Posted 26 January 2014 - 07:05 PM

Some Days..........

 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 01:18 AM

Women...

 

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Current: 2018 R-Line 4MO in Platinum Grey Metallic with Two Tone Saffrano Orange and Black Interior. Driver Assistance Package (Adaptive Cruise Control, Blind Spot Detection, Rear Traffic Alert, Lane Assist, Light Assist, Rear Cam with Area View 360 and Remote Start). R-Line Package (19" Trenton Alloys, Heated Steering Wheel, R-Line Door Aluminium Sill Plates and Stainless Steel Pedals). Pics >>> https://www.mytiguan...ew-2018-r-line/ .

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:18 AM

:twoup: Made me smile this morning  :grin:  :grin:


 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 09:19 AM

Enjoy!!

 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:48 AM

:twoup: Made me smile this morning  :grin:  :grin:

Me too.  :twoup:


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Posted 28 January 2014 - 12:40 PM

that'll be OD sitting on top no doubt!

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 01:15 PM

Have A Little Raisin Bread

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.

As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.

Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.

She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.

"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 01:19 PM

Mind And Muscle

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 01:20 PM

and an old one I've featured before-

Quivering Blue-Hair

A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell d-dildoes h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes, Ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-aave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes Ma'am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well... Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big."

"D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes, Ma'am, one of them does."

" W-well h-how-w do y-you t-t-turn it o-off

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 02:05 PM

that'll be OD sitting on top no doubt!

ROFL :)


Current: 2018 R-Line 4MO in Platinum Grey Metallic with Two Tone Saffrano Orange and Black Interior. Driver Assistance Package (Adaptive Cruise Control, Blind Spot Detection, Rear Traffic Alert, Lane Assist, Light Assist, Rear Cam with Area View 360 and Remote Start). R-Line Package (19" Trenton Alloys, Heated Steering Wheel, R-Line Door Aluminium Sill Plates and Stainless Steel Pedals). Pics >>> https://www.mytiguan...ew-2018-r-line/ .

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 02:09 PM

Three gems there FB, hahaha :gathering:


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Posted 28 January 2014 - 04:59 PM

Three gems there FB, hahaha :gathering:

Yep!! FB - Back on top form. :grin:  :grin:  :grin:


 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 05:21 PM

Women...

 

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Is that you speaking from experience OD


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Posted 28 January 2014 - 05:35 PM

Is that you speaking from experience OD

Hahaha...not yet!!!


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