Hmmm, that potato one was on here recently too! Can't remember if it was from you FB!!!
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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:49 PM
not from me OD, but as I've been misssing for a few months it'd might have slipped me by! I thought it was quite a peel ing!
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Posted 21 January 2014 - 09:05 AM
On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and
said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land
of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full
of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass
and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy
beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so
as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants
Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the
earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being
too generous to these Canadians??"
"Not really," replied God..
"Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them !"
This is how it looks right now. Another polar vortex. I'm getting to hate winter.
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Posted 21 January 2014 - 09:10 AM
A NUN AT HOOTERS - This is clean and cute.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of
a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on
that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?”
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Posted 21 January 2014 - 01:03 PM
Two good ones there CM, hahaha. 
As for the Polar Vortex it can go back where it came from as far as I'm concerned. -28°C with the wind-chill this Tuesday morning and overnight it's going down to -36°C with the wind chill. Just don't freeze your 
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Posted 21 January 2014 - 03:18 PM
Two good ones there CM, hahaha.
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 02:18 PM
From a secret admirer out there who wishes she could be here, lol.
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 03:16 PM
Here's a link to a funny railway sign on a platform in Penrith. 
http://www.funny.co....keep-back-sign/
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 03:29 PM
Ooh! you are awful OD but I like it lol.
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 05:28 PM
....and at over 100mph......ooooooooo!
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 05:42 PM
Things like that happen in Wales
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 06:57 PM
And here's the British version.
And the Scottish version !!
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 07:11 PM
And the Scottish version !!
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LOL...from your own personal collection there Pieman? 
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 07:18 PM
LOL...from your own personal collection there Pieman?
Not my colour OD Hahaha!
This made me smile:-
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 07:22 PM
Not my colour OD Hahaha!
This made me smile:-
I didn't know until now I could read Arabic, hahaha.
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 07:27 PM
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 12:08 PM
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 01:13 PM
ooh, you could be receiving your first SOTI card from Warrior for that one!!
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